" For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much, the wheel, New York, wars and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons "
"If only i had checked myself"
The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures
"I wonder if the three of us would’ve been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people." The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
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escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
I thought humans were more evolved than this.
Excuse me, did we come to your planet and blow stuff up?